"It's bad news about your pet squirrel, Miss Hopkins - he's got a nut allergy..."
"You've lost your appetite, haven't you? I told you not to read the business section just before dinner..."
"I know cucumber is good for the eyelids - but shouldn't you slice it first?"
"The surprise is - he doesn't kow what's in it either... "
"Now that you've graduated, Tom, your mother and I have decided - she's going to stop breast feeding you."
"It's always the same; whenever I eat I just feel kind of - bloated."
"I read your C.V. - now tell me, why do you think you'd make a good chef?"
"It's my new invention - I call it 'the doughnut'... "
"So what did the doctor give you for your fish allergy?"
"I'm looking it up as fast as I can - now tell me again - how do you spell 'Heimlich's Manoeuvre'?"
"I'm glucose intolerant - and he's just intolerant...! "
"We're looking for the Mars Bar... "
"Now, Darling - try very hard to remember - what did you change Mummy's PIN number to?"
"Was it you wanted 'just tap water'?"
"Cut me a really big slice - after today I don't have to watch my weight any more..."
"I'd love to go into outer space - imagine - weightlessness!! "
"Who ordered number thirty seven?"
"Do you think if I ask the chef he'll give me the recipe?"
"Who ordered the vegetarian?"
"Celebrate our new igloo, you said - 'Let's have a barbecue'... !"
"I'll be late home love - it's this terrible jam... !"
"It's just not what I imagined when you invited me to a jam session..."
"Me too - I never know which fork to use first - !"
"I believe in giving babies a choice..."
"If you order the 'Chef's Special' - have it with general anaesthetic..."
"Not mannah from Heaven again - !"
"You had to go and ask if the pizza dough was fresh, didn't you?!"
"The irony is he was always terrified of choking to death on a fish bone..."
"It's really not all bad - my cholesterol is right down..."
"It really doesn't matter - it happens to all men at some time - so what if your soufflé didn't rise..."
"I bit the hand that fed me...!"
"There's a reason your supper's like a dog's dinner - it is the dog's dinner!"
"Last thing I remember was my wife asking me 'Try this dessert - it's to die for'…"